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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242540

Ok so i have a male cat he is white boi and is about a year and 3 months now , so 2 weeks ago i was walking for around my block and this small kitten i think is about 2 months old followed me and i usually just buy them some food and continue walking but this one was special , she followed me all the way back home and my older cat didnt even want to get out of the door and was scared this one went in the elevator and entered my house with no fear at all .... after a lot of hissing and drama i introduced my boi to her and they were cool and all chasing each other etc and then today my boi be horny as fuck , this mf wants to fuck her all the time , she too young to fuck this pedo.. what do i do

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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242543

TheFierceOwl wrote:

Ok so i have a male cat he is white boi and is about a year and 3 months now , so 2 weeks ago i was walking for around my block and this small kitten i think is about 2 months old followed me and i usually just buy them some food and continue walking but this one was special , she followed me all the way back home and my older cat didnt even want to get out of the door and was scared this one went in the elevator and entered my house with no fear at all .... after a lot of hissing and drama i introduced my boi to her and they were cool and all chasing each other etc and then today my boi be horny as fuck , this mf wants to fuck her all the time , she too young to fuck this pedo.. what do i do

Give the man what he wants

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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242544

Take them both out back	Lewis_is_java Offline Adept Boarder Λεωνίδᾱς Posts: 7159 Thanks received: 4690 Karma: -65
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242545

Carson wrote:

TheFierceOwl wrote:

Ok so i have a male cat he is white boi and is about a year and 3 months now , so 2 weeks ago i was walking for around my block and this small kitten i think is about 2 months old followed me and i usually just buy them some food and continue walking but this one was special , she followed me all the way back home and my older cat didnt even want to get out of the door and was scared this one went in the elevator and entered my house with no fear at all .... after a lot of hissing and drama i introduced my boi to her and they were cool and all chasing each other etc and then today my boi be horny as fuck , this mf wants to fuck her all the time , she too young to fuck this pedo.. what do i do

Give the man what he wants

i know i want to but the vet said about 6 months ago that when i want to get him married she must be the same size as him otherwise she will get hurt

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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242546

Lewis_is_java wrote: Take them both out back just throw one out?	TheFierceOwl Offline Banned ❤Finn❤ Posts: 3453 Thanks received: 541 Karma: -178
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242547

TheFierceOwl wrote: Lewis_is_java wrote: Take them both out back just throw one out? Take them out back and do a of mice and men.	Jeppe Offline Banned Martyr! Posts: 3200 Thanks received: 1154 Karma: 16
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242548

Jeppe wrote: TheFierceOwl wrote: Lewis_is_java wrote: Take them both out back just throw one out? Take them out back and do a of mice and men. Except they're both lennie small	Lewis_is_java Offline Adept Boarder Λεωνίδᾱς Posts: 7159 Thanks received: 4690 Karma: -65
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242549

what the fuck	pigskin Offline User is blocked uwu Posts: 4807 Thanks received: 1440 Karma: -12
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242551

shouldn't have given the kitty food in the first place!	Jeans Offline Expert Boarder Free Ezehzz Posts: 1202 Thanks received: 264 Karma: 20
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242554

Jeans wrote: shouldn't have given the kitty food in the first place! if i was sent to go walk at the moment , the second this cat appeared , then its a message and i believe in that unfortunately	TheFierceOwl Offline Banned ❤Finn❤ Posts: 3453 Thanks received: 541 Karma: -178
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242598

Help the guy pin her down	Wells Offline Expert Boarder ♡ Bopper ♡ Posts: 1511 Thanks received: 254 Karma: 22
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242599

TheFierceOwl wrote:

Carson wrote:

TheFierceOwl wrote:

Ok so i have a male cat he is white boi and is about a year and 3 months now , so 2 weeks ago i was walking for around my block and this small kitten i think is about 2 months old followed me and i usually just buy them some food and continue walking but this one was special , she followed me all the way back home and my older cat didnt even want to get out of the door and was scared this one went in the elevator and entered my house with no fear at all .... after a lot of hissing and drama i introduced my boi to her and they were cool and all chasing each other etc and then today my boi be horny as fuck , this mf wants to fuck her all the time , she too young to fuck this pedo.. what do i do

Give the man what he wants

i know i want to but the vet said about 6 months ago that when i want to get him married she must be the same size as him otherwise she will get hurt

I think it’s fine honestly

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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242600

Get your boy neutrard	Jordz Offline Marvelous Boarder More Scottish than Aidan himself Posts: 10795 Thanks received: 2237 Karma: 129
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242602

Just looking at these replies are great lol	Orang3 Offline Gold Boarder I'm orange... Posts: 2652 Thanks received: 431 Karma: 11
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242607

let nature take its course	Clarky Offline Former Community Manager I love Henny Posts: 16702 Thanks received: 9536 Karma: 1000
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242609

I think your cat is a kitten groomer	Studio Banter Offline Marvelous Boarder ❤️ Posts: 14007 Thanks received: 5848 Karma: -60
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242610

Studio Banter wrote: I think your cat is a kitten groomer Drake?	Lerpson Offline Nitro Booster black people should totally be allowed to vote Posts: 4496 Thanks received: 1821 Karma: -20
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242614

Carson wrote: Studio Banter wrote: I think your cat is a kitten groomer Drake? no, cat	Shark Offline Gold Boarder Cryptocommunist Posts: 2071 Thanks received: 696 Karma: 6
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242748

Get your male cat castrated (chop his balls off) then he'll lose that urge and won't do it. If your planning on keeping the female cat then get her sterilised as well or you'll have kittens within no time and there are enough stray cats so lets not make more! Conclusion get them both helped out.	Kurze Offline Legendary Member Expect me to be straight to the point. Posts: 2234 Thanks received: 1040 Karma: -30
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Anyone expert with cats?? 3 years 10 months ago #1242751

No thanks- onion Just don't get a cat, put it in a stew and eat it. Delicious.	narexa Offline Divine Boarder ❤️ Buffy ❤️ Posts: 8286 Thanks received: 4845 Karma: 252
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