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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1145825

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

My mom went to London a few days back and my sister left our home to meet and friend but she left the front door open, so later on at like 11 pm I went downstairs to get a drink and I hear some next guy breathing in my conservatory, considering I was half asleep I did not think much of it, like my sister might've been back home or something.

The next day my mom got in at like 5 or 6 am and she never thought much about it until I mentioned it to her when I woke up and she said she heard the same thing, so I went to go investigate with a kitchen knife (no joke ask Rob) and I never saw anything for the whole day.

Now a few days later since we never heard anything since the day that our door was left open, I would usually check around my house before going to bed cause black mothers are paranoid, and I heard the breathing again, but considering our front door was locked, I caught the man at the corner of our house hid behind our wheelie bin.
Frankly, I've never seen a white man sprint that fast, then again he was a druggie, who knows what he was on.

Lock your doors before you go to sleep lol

tldr: A man walked into our house at 11 pm and slept in our conservatory without us even realizing

I always sleep with my window open and no one cares come in ! Just your area is dodgy as anything

Same, but it was raining last night so I closed mine

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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1145826

Micky wrote:

My mom went to London a few days back and my sister left our home to meet and friend but she left the front door open, so later on at like 11 pm I went downstairs to get a drink and I hear some next guy breathing in my conservatory, considering I was half asleep I did not think much of it, like my sister might've been back home or something.

The next day my mom got in at like 5 or 6 am and she never thought much about it until I mentioned it to her when I woke up and she said she heard the same thing, so I went to go investigate with a kitchen knife (no joke ask Rob) and I never saw anything for the whole day.

Now a few days later since we never heard anything since the day that our door was left open, I would usually check around my house before going to bed cause black mothers are paranoid, and I heard the breathing again, but considering our front door was locked, I caught the man at the corner of our house hid behind our wheelie bin.
Frankly, I've never seen a white man sprint that fast, then again he was a druggie, who knows what he was on.

Lock your doors before you go to sleep lol

tldr: A man walked into our house at 11 pm and slept in our conservatory without us even realizing

You type exactly like you speak, i love it

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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1145827

Micky wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

My mom went to London a few days back and my sister left our home to meet and friend but she left the front door open, so later on at like 11 pm I went downstairs to get a drink and I hear some next guy breathing in my conservatory, considering I was half asleep I did not think much of it, like my sister might've been back home or something.

The next day my mom got in at like 5 or 6 am and she never thought much about it until I mentioned it to her when I woke up and she said she heard the same thing, so I went to go investigate with a kitchen knife (no joke ask Rob) and I never saw anything for the whole day.

Now a few days later since we never heard anything since the day that our door was left open, I would usually check around my house before going to bed cause black mothers are paranoid, and I heard the breathing again, but considering our front door was locked, I caught the man at the corner of our house hid behind our wheelie bin.
Frankly, I've never seen a white man sprint that fast, then again he was a druggie, who knows what he was on.

Lock your doors before you go to sleep lol

tldr: A man walked into our house at 11 pm and slept in our conservatory without us even realizing

I always sleep with my window open and no one cares come in ! Just your area is dodgy as anything

Same, but it was raining last night so I closed mine

Yet I've never had a rapist enter the house so must just be your area as my field is secure

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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1145829

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

My mom went to London a few days back and my sister left our home to meet and friend but she left the front door open, so later on at like 11 pm I went downstairs to get a drink and I hear some next guy breathing in my conservatory, considering I was half asleep I did not think much of it, like my sister might've been back home or something.

The next day my mom got in at like 5 or 6 am and she never thought much about it until I mentioned it to her when I woke up and she said she heard the same thing, so I went to go investigate with a kitchen knife (no joke ask Rob) and I never saw anything for the whole day.

Now a few days later since we never heard anything since the day that our door was left open, I would usually check around my house before going to bed cause black mothers are paranoid, and I heard the breathing again, but considering our front door was locked, I caught the man at the corner of our house hid behind our wheelie bin.
Frankly, I've never seen a white man sprint that fast, then again he was a druggie, who knows what he was on.

Lock your doors before you go to sleep lol

tldr: A man walked into our house at 11 pm and slept in our conservatory without us even realizing

I always sleep with my window open and no one cares come in ! Just your area is dodgy as anything

Same, but it was raining last night so I closed mine

Yet I've never had a rapist enter the house so must just be your area as my field is secure

You've just had man there trying to rob your needles is why

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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1145832

Rice Seeds wrote:

Richard Hoffmann wrote:

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Always keep a gun below your pillow or in the drawer right next to your bed, then you'll sleep with no issues whatsoever!

actually i was thinking of telling my brother to buy me like a fake gun that shoots idk how to say it in english i think its an air gun but they are pretty dangerous

A fake gun? What the hell is wrong with you?!

In all seriousness, when you turn 18 and if you're willing to, you should get a pistol if anything, you never know, it might come useful one day...

60% of ppl who bought guns for protection ended up killing a member of their family but idk maybe ill buy a gun when i go to uni but theres time for that so yea

Also you’re more likely to die as your weapon can be used against you

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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1145833

Micky wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Micky wrote:

My mom went to London a few days back and my sister left our home to meet and friend but she left the front door open, so later on at like 11 pm I went downstairs to get a drink and I hear some next guy breathing in my conservatory, considering I was half asleep I did not think much of it, like my sister might've been back home or something.

The next day my mom got in at like 5 or 6 am and she never thought much about it until I mentioned it to her when I woke up and she said she heard the same thing, so I went to go investigate with a kitchen knife (no joke ask Rob) and I never saw anything for the whole day.

Now a few days later since we never heard anything since the day that our door was left open, I would usually check around my house before going to bed cause black mothers are paranoid, and I heard the breathing again, but considering our front door was locked, I caught the man at the corner of our house hid behind our wheelie bin.
Frankly, I've never seen a white man sprint that fast, then again he was a druggie, who knows what he was on.

Lock your doors before you go to sleep lol

tldr: A man walked into our house at 11 pm and slept in our conservatory without us even realizing

I always sleep with my window open and no one cares come in ! Just your area is dodgy as anything

Same, but it was raining last night so I closed mine

Yet I've never had a rapist enter the house so must just be your area as my field is secure

You've just had man there trying to rob your needles is why

My field is a safe space!!! No needles allowed

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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1145844

Rapists can climb	Jeppe Offline Banned Martyr! Posts: 3200 Thanks received: 1154 Karma: 16
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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1145846

Bunnyslippers69 wrote:

Micky wrote:

My mom went to London a few days back and my sister left our home to meet and friend but she left the front door open, so later on at like 11 pm I went downstairs to get a drink and I hear some next guy breathing in my conservatory, considering I was half asleep I did not think much of it, like my sister might've been back home or something.

The next day my mom got in at like 5 or 6 am and she never thought much about it until I mentioned it to her when I woke up and she said she heard the same thing, so I went to go investigate with a kitchen knife (no joke ask Rob) and I never saw anything for the whole day.

Now a few days later since we never heard anything since the day that our door was left open, I would usually check around my house before going to bed cause black mothers are paranoid, and I heard the breathing again, but considering our front door was locked, I caught the man at the corner of our house hid behind our wheelie bin.
Frankly, I've never seen a white man sprint that fast, then again he was a druggie, who knows what he was on.

Lock your doors before you go to sleep lol

tldr: A man walked into our house at 11 pm and slept in our conservatory without us even realizing

You type exactly like you speak, i love it

I can't tell if you're mocking me because I posted this when I was tired

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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146070

like a year ago i was sleeping in another room bc my brother wasnt at uni at the time so im in his room now anyways i used to love changing my bed and desk's position cus after like 5 months it would just get boring to me for some reason and every time i get used the the old position and once i change it i was paranoid for like a week and once i was ready to go to sleep and i heard breathing from the other bed and i couldnt sleep at all after that (it was 4 am i was watching vids xd) and i returned my bed to the old position and never heard anything again

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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146071

Just get a firearm. The thought of having a weapon in your place calms you down. It sure calms me.	Davidov007 Offline Expert Boarder Expect me to write, a lot. Posts: 1590 Thanks received: 757 Karma: -44
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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146072

Davidov007 wrote: Just get a firearm. The thought of having a weapon in your place calms you down. It sure calms me. im 14	Rice Seeds Offline Senior Boarder Guys go mako! Posts: 622 Thanks received: 79 Karma: 1
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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146073

Rice Seeds wrote: Davidov007 wrote: Just get a firearm. The thought of having a weapon in your place calms you down. It sure calms me. im 14 I’m 16	Davidov007 Offline Expert Boarder Expect me to write, a lot. Posts: 1590 Thanks received: 757 Karma: -44
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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146074

Davidov007 wrote: Rice Seeds wrote: Davidov007 wrote: Just get a firearm. The thought of having a weapon in your place calms you down. It sure calms me. im 14 I’m 16 did u get someone to get it for u and idk if im responsible enough	Rice Seeds Offline Senior Boarder Guys go mako! Posts: 622 Thanks received: 79 Karma: 1
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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146075

Rice Seeds wrote:

Davidov007 wrote:

Rice Seeds wrote:

Davidov007 wrote:

Just get a firearm. The thought of having a weapon in your place calms you down. It sure calms me.

im 14

I’m 16

did u get someone to get it for u and idk if im responsible enough

bro that was a joke don’t actually try to get a weapon
also I got the weapons from my grandfather who was a KGB agent so he got hold of a lot of russian firearms

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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146077

well i got bamboozld and idk maybe ill get an airsoft rifle if you shoot someone in the neck rip gg	Rice Seeds Offline Senior Boarder Guys go mako! Posts: 622 Thanks received: 79 Karma: 1
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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146078

Rice Seeds wrote: well i got bamboozld and idk maybe ill get an airsoft rifle if you shoot someone in the neck rip gg That could work.	Davidov007 Offline Expert Boarder Expect me to write, a lot. Posts: 1590 Thanks received: 757 Karma: -44
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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146086

Davidov007 wrote: Rice Seeds wrote: well i got bamboozld and idk maybe ill get an airsoft rifle if you shoot someone in the neck rip gg That could work. yea but still got those gay orange things in the end of a toy gun so the person might think its a toy www.google.com/search?q=airsoft+gun&rlz=...imgrc=X3r_pmDvvY18vM:	Rice Seeds Offline Senior Boarder Guys go mako! Posts: 622 Thanks received: 79 Karma: 1
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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146088

this started from thinking theres something in my house now we are discussing guns xd	Rice Seeds Offline Senior Boarder Guys go mako! Posts: 622 Thanks received: 79 Karma: 1
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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146091

Micky wrote:

My mom went to London a few days back and my sister left our home to meet and friend but she left the front door open, so later on at like 11 pm I went downstairs to get a drink and I hear some next guy breathing in my conservatory, considering I was half asleep I did not think much of it, like my sister might've been back home or something.

The next day my mom got in at like 5 or 6 am and she never thought much about it until I mentioned it to her when I woke up and she said she heard the same thing, so I went to go investigate with a kitchen knife (no joke ask Rob) and I never saw anything for the whole day.

Now a few days later since we never heard anything since the day that our door was left open, I would usually check around my house before going to bed cause black mothers are paranoid, and I heard the breathing again, but considering our front door was locked, I caught the man at the corner of our house hid behind our wheelie bin.
Frankly, I've never seen a white man sprint that fast, then again he was a druggie, who knows what he was on.

Lock your doors before you go to sleep lol

tldr: A man walked into our house at 11 pm and slept in our conservatory without us even realizing

lol thats why we dont live in a house

anyways imma go back to my show prob come back later to see if theres any new posts

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kind of weird 4 years 8 months ago #1146099

Rice Seeds wrote:

Davidov007 wrote:

Rice Seeds wrote:

well i got bamboozld and idk maybe ill get an airsoft rifle if you shoot someone in the neck rip gg

That could work.

yea but still got those gay orange things in the end of a toy gun so the person might think its a toy
www.google.com/search?q=airsoft+gun&rlz=...imgrc=X3r_pmDvvY18vM:

Those are for differentiating purposes from real guns and can be easily removed.