Login to ZARP
Username: Password: Remember me
  • Page:
  • 1
  • 2

TOPIC: Giveaway!!

Giveaway!! 6 years 9 months ago #588132

Thank you for 200 Thank Yous!
As I said, when I reach 200 I will do a giveaway.

I will be giving away 50K PointShop Points!

How to enter:
1. Thank You this post.
2. +Karma me!
3. Write a joke down in the replies!
I will pick 5 jokes that makes me laugh the most and put them in a wheel.

DISCLAIMER:
Failure to Thank You this post or +Karma will be disqualified!

It ends when I feel like it.
  • Wolfi
  • Wolfi's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Legendary Member
  • ZARP VIP
  • Future Owner and Manager of Murder
  • Posts: 8738
  • Thanks received: 2708
  • Karma: 52
Last Edit: 6 years 9 months ago by Wolfi.
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: SorIe, BananaSlanger, AceInsidious, MichaeI, Nate and 9 more...

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588135

Congrats and Thanks.
  • Ashy
  • Ashy's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Senior Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • knowledge above all nonsense
  • Posts: 708
  • Thanks received: 275
  • Karma: 3
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588137

Jim Jam has mates
  • SorIe
  • SorIe's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Marvelous Boarder
  • ZARP VIP Golden Blue Badge
  • Posts: 10829
  • Thanks received: 4289
  • Karma: 401

ex-dog LT member on many servers

Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi, Leopatra

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588138

g2a customer support sure is quick
  • el une spodermun
  • el une spodermun's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Mythical Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • ex retard
  • Posts: 5119
  • Thanks received: 1318
  • Karma: 19
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: SorIe, Wolfi

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588143

Thanks for doing this! Here is my legendary joke:

"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
  • Leopatra
  • Leopatra's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Senior Boarder
  • I work hard every motherfuckin' day
  • Posts: 799
  • Thanks received: 266
  • Karma: 29
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588146

Ashy wrote:
Congrats and Thanks.
Was that your joke?
If so, it was sure funny!
  • Wolfi
  • Wolfi's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Legendary Member
  • ZARP VIP
  • Future Owner and Manager of Murder
  • Posts: 8738
  • Thanks received: 2708
  • Karma: 52
Login or register to post a reply.

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588187

I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So I asked them if they were gay. They arrested me.
  • AceInsidious
  • AceInsidious's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Legendary Member
  • ZARP VIP Gold Badge
  • Memed
  • Posts: 7996
  • Thanks received: 3661
  • Karma: 394
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi, Jeppe

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588213

BUMP - I pick the winner when I feel like it!
  • Wolfi
  • Wolfi's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Legendary Member
  • ZARP VIP
  • Future Owner and Manager of Murder
  • Posts: 8738
  • Thanks received: 2708
  • Karma: 52
Login or register to post a reply.

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588215

Wolfi wrote:
BUMP - I pick the winner when I feel like it!
you can do it next week when the seller responds
  • el une spodermun
  • el une spodermun's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Mythical Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • ex retard
  • Posts: 5119
  • Thanks received: 1318
  • Karma: 19
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588216

el une spodermun wrote:
Wolfi wrote:
BUMP - I pick the winner when I feel like it!
you can do it next week when the seller responds
Next week?
I think you are being to nice ;)
  • Wolfi
  • Wolfi's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Legendary Member
  • ZARP VIP
  • Future Owner and Manager of Murder
  • Posts: 8738
  • Thanks received: 2708
  • Karma: 52
Login or register to post a reply.

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588244

Congrats on this dude and thanks for giving back to the community!

I don't know what's more of a joke Micky's hairline or his ginger hair.
  • Pitt
  • Pitt's Avatar
  • Offline
  • User is blocked
  • ZARP VIP
  • Posts: 665
  • Thanks received: 270
  • Karma: 26
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588261

So a swede a norwegian and a danish person walks in the desert. The norwegian guy brings a car door with him. The swede asks the norwegian why he brought a car door and he said "Because if it gets warm, I'll just roll down the window"

THANKS FOR THE GIVEAWAY!
  • Luki_Guki
  • Luki_Guki's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Legendary Member
  • ZARP VIP
  • guy
  • Posts: 3991
  • Thanks received: 1394
  • Karma: 45
Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds,
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588320

www.facebook.com/TheIrishPost/videos/101...452/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
I feel this is enough to make you laugh.
  • MichaeI
  • MichaeI's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Mythical Boarder
  • ZARP VIP Golden Blue Badge
  • CBR500R
  • Posts: 5164
  • Thanks received: 1063
  • Karma: -7
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588548

Luki_Guki wrote:
So a swede a norwegian and a danish person walks in the desert. The norwegian guy brings a car door with him. The swede asks the norwegian why he brought a car door and he said "Because if it gets warm, I'll just roll down the window"

THANKS FOR THE GIVEAWAY!
reminds me of the good old bellman jokes
  • el une spodermun
  • el une spodermun's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Mythical Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • ex retard
  • Posts: 5119
  • Thanks received: 1318
  • Karma: 19
Last Edit: 6 years 9 months ago by el une spodermun.
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588652

Bump!
  • Wolfi
  • Wolfi's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Legendary Member
  • ZARP VIP
  • Future Owner and Manager of Murder
  • Posts: 8738
  • Thanks received: 2708
  • Karma: 52
Login or register to post a reply.

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588655

Wolfi wrote:
Bump!

OInstead of bumping you could give the reults, chance for me would be bigger to win, with less candidates :D
  • Leopatra
  • Leopatra's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Senior Boarder
  • I work hard every motherfuckin' day
  • Posts: 799
  • Thanks received: 266
  • Karma: 29
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588676

Leopatra wrote:
Wolfi wrote:
Bump!

OInstead of bumping you could give the reults, chance for me would be bigger to win, with less candidates :D
That is always what I am thinking, but I want more people!
  • Wolfi
  • Wolfi's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Legendary Member
  • ZARP VIP
  • Future Owner and Manager of Murder
  • Posts: 8738
  • Thanks received: 2708
  • Karma: 52
Login or register to post a reply.

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588815

Bump!
Want more entries!
  • Wolfi
  • Wolfi's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Legendary Member
  • ZARP VIP
  • Future Owner and Manager of Murder
  • Posts: 8738
  • Thanks received: 2708
  • Karma: 52
Login or register to post a reply.

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588823

Thanks to my dude (You my dud)

I have a good one

Whos my best friend?

[spoiler]
Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ]
  • Nate
  • Nate's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Diamond Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • Bigwhal Gaming
  • Posts: 3809
  • Thanks received: 500
  • Karma: -15
Former Bhop Admin
Former SSRP Admin
Former TTT Admin
Former Surf Admin
Former Deathrun Admin
Former Prophunt Mod
Former Murder Admin
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wolfi

200 Thank Yous + Giveaway! 6 years 9 months ago #588829

Bigwhal wrote:
Thanks to my dude (You my dud)

I have a good one

Whos my best friend?

[spoiler]
Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ]
  • Wolfi
  • Wolfi's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Legendary Member
  • ZARP VIP
  • Future Owner and Manager of Murder
  • Posts: 8738
  • Thanks received: 2708
  • Karma: 52
Login or register to post a reply.
  • Page:
  • 1
  • 2
Time to create page: 0.174 seconds

184 PLAYERS ONLINE

Connect to server View Gametracker DarkRP 1
16/127
online
Connect to server View Gametracker Deathrun
0/40
online
Connect to server View Gametracker TTT
0/47
online
Connect to server View Gametracker Bhop
1/32
online
Connect to server View Gametracker Surf
0/32
online
Connect to server View Gametracker Prop Hunt
0/42
online
Connect to server View Gametracker Sandbox
0/42
online
Connect to server Discord
167/761
online
Top