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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #640160

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How do i rob my wife and then divorce her?
You would be in jail before any chance of getting a divorce
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So basically I was playing roblox just like every day and I met this girl and I likd her very much and i sed 123 for bf and she said 123 and its been good for the past week and i join her game and i see some guy say say 123 for bf and she sed 123!!!! wtf what do i do now?

find a more beautiful roblox girl and make her jelly then threesome
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #640164

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So basically I was playing roblox just like every day and I met this girl and I likd her very much and i sed 123 for bf and she said 123 and its been good for the past week and i join her game and i see some guy say say 123 for bf and she sed 123!!!! wtf what do i do now?

find a more beautiful roblox girl and make her jelly then threesome
omg it workd thank u
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #640165

SwiiFTz wrote:
Forced wrote:
SwiiFTz wrote:
So basically I was playing roblox just like every day and I met this girl and I likd her very much and i sed 123 for bf and she said 123 and its been good for the past week and i join her game and i see some guy say say 123 for bf and she sed 123!!!! wtf what do i do now?

find a more beautiful roblox girl and make her jelly then threesome
omg it workd thank u

dont tank me tank roblox gods by buying roblux
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #640821

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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659636

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If you seek advice from the internet about relationships you are fucking dumb just go out get her drunk do shit and snapchat her the next day it's pretty simple

Ever actually tried it?

Would love to hear your personal experiences.
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659644

KapiJam wrote:
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If you seek advice from the internet about relationships you are fucking dumb just go out get her drunk do shit and snapchat her the next day it's pretty simple

Ever actually tried it?

Would love to hear your personal experiences.
i dont have snapchat sori also i like bbc
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659646

The best part is that your name is Forced
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659647

KapiJam wrote:
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If you seek advice from the internet about relationships you are fucking dumb just go out get her drunk do shit and snapchat her the next day it's pretty simple

Ever actually tried it?

Would love to hear your personal experiences.
works with traps?
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659650

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The best part is that your name is Forced

finally someone gets it it took only 2 weeks
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659651

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Kong Wizowd wrote:
The best part is that your name is Forced

finally someone gets it it took only 2 weeks

i dont think i have even seen the post yet haha
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659652

I'll admit I've been in a few "internet relationships" (I was young don't judge) and I've figured out, the longer the distance the worse it will turn out either due to them not interested in you or they cheat on you. Unless you make the absolute effort into seeing them - they will never be interested in you.
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659653

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I'll admit I've been in a few "internet relationships" (I was young don't judge) and I've figured out, the longer the distance the worse it will turn out either due to them not interested in you or they cheat on you. Unless you make the absolute effort into seeing them - they will never be interested in you.

unless you're the hot rich king of nigeria and can afford any plane with your gold
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659655

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I'll admit I've been in a few "internet relationships" (I was young don't judge) and I've figured out, the longer the distance the worse it will turn out either due to them not interested in you or they cheat on you. Unless you make the absolute effort into seeing them - they will never be interested in you.

unless you're the hot rich king of nigeria and can afford any plane with your gold
what about the richest man in LA?
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659659

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CrankyBot wrote:
I'll admit I've been in a few "internet relationships" (I was young don't judge) and I've figured out, the longer the distance the worse it will turn out either due to them not interested in you or they cheat on you. Unless you make the absolute effort into seeing them - they will never be interested in you.

unless you're the hot rich king of nigeria and can afford any plane with your gold
what about the richest man in LA?
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #659660

Therapist wrote:
Forced wrote:
CrankyBot wrote:
I'll admit I've been in a few "internet relationships" (I was young don't judge) and I've figured out, the longer the distance the worse it will turn out either due to them not interested in you or they cheat on you. Unless you make the absolute effort into seeing them - they will never be interested in you.

unless you're the hot rich king of nigeria and can afford any plane with your gold
what about the richest man in LA?

Well I'm neither so my internet relationships will never end well.

To add to that I get rejected in real life as well :unsure:
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #660020

hazzenator met a girl on Minecraft, and I want hazzenator.

How can I compete someone playing Minecraft?!??!?
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #660844

Wolfi wrote:
hazzenator met a girl on Minecraft, and I want hazzenator.

How can I compete someone playing Minecraft?!??!?

Play minecraft grief her house and get a chest full of stacks of diamonds
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #660846

Wolfi wrote:
hazzenator met a girl on Minecraft, and I want hazzenator.

How can I compete someone playing Minecraft?!??!?

Frame them for hacking
Ez win
They are banned and hazz is all yours
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #660864

Please let this thread die
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Zarp Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #660870

el une spodermun wrote:
Please let this thread die

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