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Face Reveal! 7 years 1 month ago #491196

Yeah I thought I might as well do it, here you go guys.

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Here is my faveourite scene in my faveourite film.







I am a true fighter and here is my story

Stop!

Good God, man! You almost got the cheese touch!

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.

Nobody knew who it belonged to.

Nobody touched it.

Nobody threw it away.

And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.

Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.

Darren touched the cheese!

No I didn't! I just looked at it! Really!

Darren had the cheese touch! (Screams)

It was worse than nuclear cooties.

He became an outcast. (Crying)

The only way to get rid of the cheese touch was passing it on to someone else. (Screams)

And so began the cheese touch frenzy.

Friend turning on friend, brother turning on sister, it was madness!

Until one day, a German exchange student named Dieter Muller took it away.

Dieter has the cheese touch!

Ze cheese touch? Vat is it? Vat does it mean, ze cheese touch?

Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation.

Thankfully, he moved back to Dusseldorf, and took the cheese touch with him.

And so the cheese sits, waiting for its next victim.
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Face Reveal! 7 years 1 month ago #491216

not even funny tbh
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Face Reveal! 7 years 1 month ago #491219

way better than mine :D
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Face Reveal! 7 years 1 month ago #491220

Hamzah wrote:
not even funny tbh
i find it very funny tbh :angry: :angry: :angry:
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Face Reveal! 7 years 1 month ago #491221

Hamzah wrote:
not even funny tbh
I'm glad you're not laughing at my condition, that cheese touch turned me into a pickle.
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Face Reveal! 7 years 1 month ago #491286

top tier shitpost
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Face Reveal! 7 years 1 month ago #491342

Well tickle my pickle and call me dingle, that's not how I imagine you would look like lol
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Face Reveal! 7 years 1 month ago #491343

This isn't actually funny at all dude.
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Face Reveal! 7 years 1 month ago #491350

This is not funny lad.
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Face Reveal! 7 years 1 month ago #491353

Jordz wrote:
This isn't actually funny at all dude.
Onion wrote:
This is not funny lad.

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