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Funny Story 8 years 5 days ago #308197

I know I said im leaving zarp. But I have a story which I think you'll find quite funny. So basically, I woke up at 4AM after having a nightmare. Then I heard what I thought was whispers coming from my wardrobe, so that really creeped me out, so I tried going back to sleep. I woke up at 6AM, went into my parents bedroom, and told them what I had heard. So they came in to investigate (You know what I mean) and they opened the door and inside.....


























































Was my cat.





















He had been stuck in the wardrobe and he had been hissing because he wanted to come out. My family didnt even know he was there :3 So that is my story. Have a good day people!
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Funny Story 8 years 5 days ago #308204

as i told you on Steam i don't think cat's can whisper
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Funny Story 8 years 5 days ago #308206

Keith Cozart wrote:
as i told you on Steam i don't think cat's can whisper
Are you sure?
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Funny Story 8 years 5 days ago #308207

James Stone wrote:
Keith Cozart wrote:
as i told you on Steam i don't think cat's can whisper
Are you sure?


i have 4 cats myself... None of them have ever done it
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Funny Story 8 years 5 days ago #308208

Keith Cozart wrote:
as i told you on Steam i don't think cat's can whisper

i actually had a cat once, they can whisper by a weird way of Hoos hoos or Heezezehez. :P
it was a weird voice and sounds like a man saying something.
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Funny Story 8 years 5 days ago #308211

Excactly, Keith is being a bit harsh now just like Devilzgod was... Suspicious.
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Funny Story 8 years 5 days ago #308293

Keith Cozart wrote:
James Stone wrote:
Keith Cozart wrote:
as i told you on Steam i don't think cat's can whisper
Are you sure?


i have 4 cats myself... None of them have ever done it

Keith gets all the pussy
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Funny Story 8 years 5 days ago #308296

SexKitten wrote:
Keith Cozart wrote:
James Stone wrote:
Keith Cozart wrote:
as i told you on Steam i don't think cat's can whisper
Are you sure?


i have 4 cats myself... None of them have ever done it

Keith gets all the pussy

Nah he's a crazy cat lady
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Funny Story 8 years 5 days ago #308310

Cats can speak , you only need a CatTranslatorMachine
[( You can buy it somewhere at South-North Moon(ius)]
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Funny Story 8 years 4 days ago #308538

Ahhhh, Would be a scary thought.
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Funny Story 8 years 4 days ago #308543

Dude I thought somone was in my house I was like oh shit what do I do then I cam dowstairs and it was some leftover macccaroni cheese :D
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Funny Story 8 years 4 days ago #308556

Well im sorry to say but your fucked.... your cat is a witch and it will haunt you in your sleep.... :unsure:
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Funny Story 8 years 4 days ago #308562

Me, my cat is a murderer , when I play it on my PC assaulting me by jumping on me and claw my legs. I hurt results . Sometimes I want to go to school so I want to get out of bed and it stops me and I'm late . ONE DAY THE CAT WILL REIGN ON THE WORLD !!!!
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Funny Story 8 years 4 days ago #308576

I have a cat, and around midnight, he starts saying hello. It freaks the shit out of me.
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