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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926170

After 5-6 days of not being able to poop, I finally took a long shit. Most of the pain is gone. And there's some guy screaming at the hallway "NOW IM GOING TO DIE"
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926173

Wait, why the fuck were you in hospital what happened to your anus ;-;
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926174

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Wait, why the fuck were you in hospital what happened to your anus ;-;
Still am in the hospital. Having infection in my left testicle. And the medication I received makes me not able to poop because it's so hard but I finally managed to poop so alot of my pain is gone.
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926176

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Wait, why the fuck were you in hospital what happened to your anus ;-;
Still am in the hospital. Having infection in my left testicle. And the medication I received makes me not able to poop because it's so hard but I finally managed to poop so alot of my pain is gone.
Very fitting time as I'm eating chocolate, yummy.

Jokes aside though, I hope you get better soon bro <3
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926177

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Wait, why the fuck were you in hospital what happened to your anus ;-;
Still am in the hospital. Having infection in my left testicle. And the medication I received makes me not able to poop because it's so hard but I finally managed to poop so alot of my pain is gone.
Sounds like your trip to the toilet was good! ;)
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926179

Great!
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926186

Send us a picture please
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926190

James Stone wrote:
Narexa wrote:
Wait, why the fuck were you in hospital what happened to your anus ;-;
Still am in the hospital. Having infection in my left testicle. And the medication I received makes me not able to poop because it's so hard but I finally managed to poop so alot of my pain is gone.
stop having too much fun. but thanks for sharing this with us?
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926221

The fuck. Do you have one of those needle that feeds you nutrient in your arm or do you still eat normaly every day meals? Because if you eat like usual 5-6 days not taking a dump sounds pretty dangerous to me.
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926229

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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926231

Get better man!
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926236

Jool wrote:
The fuck. Do you have one of those needle that feeds you nutrient in your arm or do you still eat normaly every day meals? Because if you eat like usual 5-6 days not taking a dump sounds pretty dangerous to me.

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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926240

congratulations on not losing your testicle
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926243

Dude i couldnt shit for a whole 7 days, you dont know what real pain is until you cant shit for an entire week
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926325

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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926411

Jool wrote:
The fuck. Do you have one of those needle that feeds you nutrient in your arm or do you still eat normaly every day meals? Because if you eat like usual 5-6 days not taking a dump sounds pretty dangerous to me.
The nutrients are mostly If you don't drink. But I do drink quite a bit. I still have a needle, in my wrist. They give me antibiotics through that
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926415

just sell youre testicle for 40k you can live with one btw i went without shitting for 10days in a row i dont wanna hear it jk Im glad youre doing better now
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926418

Baldy Joeburglar wrote:
just sell youre testicle for 40k you can live with one btw i went without shitting for 10days in a row i dont wanna hear it jk Im glad youre doing better now
My left testicle is like almost double the size it used to be. So do I get double money.
It's 4:23 am btw
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926420

James Stone wrote:
Baldy Joeburglar wrote:
just sell youre testicle for 40k you can live with one btw i went without shitting for 10days in a row i dont wanna hear it jk Im glad youre doing better now
My left testicle is like almost double the size it used to be. So do I get double money.
It's 4:23 am btw
Just Say You Have Big Testicles On Tinder = Easy Money
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I DID IT!!!!!!!!! 5 years 11 months ago #926422

Baldy Joeburglar wrote:
James Stone wrote:
Baldy Joeburglar wrote:
just sell youre testicle for 40k you can live with one btw i went without shitting for 10days in a row i dont wanna hear it jk Im glad youre doing better now
My left testicle is like almost double the size it used to be. So do I get double money.
It's 4:23 am btw
Just Say You Have Big Testicles On Tinder = Easy Money
Thanks for the advice Joeburglar
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