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TOPIC: ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Boomin' Babies!"

ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Boomin' Babies!" 6 years 4 months ago #762885




Hello! Our first edition of the ZARP News Broadcast! Today we are covering an amazing story brought to you by the local
commodities of ZARP, displaying our great culture's exquisite tastes!

Keep on reading to enlighten yourself in the culinary arts of ZARP as we dive into just ONE of ZARP's famous restaurants.

I introduce to you, Baby King!

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Serving only the finest and freshest meat, any way you want it, whenever you want it! The innovation within this establishment has made them over four million in dollars in only a few hours, says Smiley, Owner of the Establishment.

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The food was incredibly popular, being served in buckets, singles and even batches of them! Fried, roasted, steamed and boiled to pure perfection. The aroma of the building was magical, smelling of burning fetuses, just what I love in the morning.

Not to mention, they are open 24/7! Every hour of every day!

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With increasingly booming business, there were some conflicts within the eatery. Crazed terrorists and protesters violently assaulted the establishment, but were successfully defended from.

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But thanks to the excellent guards that were hired and trained, the establishment remained perfectly safe!

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UPDATE!

THIS JUST IN, BABY KING SHUT DOWN BY THE GOVERNMENT!

Unfortunately the government of ZARP did not enjoy the fine cuisine of Baby King and has moved to shut it down immediately, closed for inspection!

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Oh, will we ever stop the tyranny of ZARP? Find out next time on ZNB!

Also, what in the hell is the new update.
(Note, the forums are bad and it's not letting me put pictures into the post so you'll have to click the links. xd)
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ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Boomin' Babies!" 6 years 4 months ago #762887

I remember this Me and Derpy were in Burger king and made it Baby King.
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ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Boomin' Babies!" 6 years 4 months ago #762889

xd missing the R in "straight"
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ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Boomin' Babies!" 6 years 4 months ago #762890

I'm not even going to read this, I assume it's about babies exploding.
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ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Boomin' Babies!" 6 years 4 months ago #762892

Then why click the post?
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ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Boomin' Babies!" 6 years 4 months ago #762895

_Matt_ wrote:
Then why click the post?
Who wants to read about exploding babies and also I did by accident and thought I'd get an ez post
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ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Boomin' Babies!" 6 years 4 months ago #762903

i cry everytime.
i dint even get to taste a piece of this high quality meat.
i will protest for the baby king.
you will hear of my lawyer.
i will sue you along with my asian friends.

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ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Boomin' Babies!" 6 years 4 months ago #762963

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ZNB News! 11/24/17 "Boomin' Babies!" 6 years 4 months ago #763134

Haha wtf nice roleplay anyway :)
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