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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112406

36. Drive a tank in the building and starts firing but make sure the bullets are whipped cream :)
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PUT EM IN A COFFIN
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112410

37. Throw something on the floor.
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112420

38. Get frozen food and get a bbq then pretend to cook it.(act insane)
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112451

39. Scream
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112453

40 . Act out your favourite porno .
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112454

41. You become one of them without permission.
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112467

42 . Get found smoking dope in the manager's office whilst taking a dump on his desk .
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112497

really ask to much from the staff
ask where every item of shopping is...
ask em how there day has being...
confuse them...
ask them if they sell dildos...

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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112520

44. Play football in the shop smashing windows and breaking products as you go
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112521

Take a dump on the managers head
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 1 month ago #112523

46. Ask cashier for a happy ending (Walmart always makes me sad, I just wanted her to make me smile :<)
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 8 years 11 months ago #128693

47. Drive a tank through the wall.
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 8 years 11 months ago #128697

48. Walk in there, with the squad and terrorize the citizens.
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 8 years 11 months ago #128699

49. In Denmark: Drink all of their free hot choclate
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 8 years 11 months ago #128722

50. Try on condoms at the cast register and say "darnit too small you got anything bigger"
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 8 years 11 months ago #128730

51. Make a poop on their desk
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 8 years 11 months ago #128741

52. Ask if they have any sugar free oxygen.
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 8 years 11 months ago #128748

Drive a mother bike around the store
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 8 years 11 months ago #128757

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