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Jokes! 5 years 10 months ago #922516

@Eddie wrote:
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Q: How are women similar to condoms? A: They're either on the end of your dick or in your wallet.
That’s it, I’m unthanking all your posts
NOOO THANK YOU THEM AND I WILL STOP!!!!
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Jokes! 5 years 10 months ago #922526

Mico wrote:
@Eddie wrote:
Mico wrote:
Q: How are women similar to condoms? A: They're either on the end of your dick or in your wallet.
That’s it, I’m unthanking all your posts
NOOO THANK YOU THEM AND I WILL STOP!!!!
That’s what I thought

it’s mainly because I realised how fuckin long it would take now you’ve spammed my thread and I thanked every single one ffs
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Jokes! 5 years 10 months ago #922527

Sorry but this 899 is hurting me, just let me post this and get it to 900, thank you
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Jokes! 5 years 10 months ago #922532

my life is a joke
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Jokes! 5 years 10 months ago #922533

OverSeer Nick wrote:
my life is a joke
I feel you dude
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Jokes! 5 years 10 months ago #922537

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Jokes! 5 years 10 months ago #922579

what do you call a baby stapled onto the wall? art.
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Jokes! 5 years 10 months ago #923193

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Jokes! 5 years 10 months ago #923245

Windows wrote:
Ali-a intro
wym ali-a's intro is lit here take a look
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Jokes! 5 years 9 months ago #932009

As long as your name isn’t Micky, leave more jokes below!
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Jokes! 5 years 9 months ago #932010

how do i quote someone
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Jokes! 5 years 9 months ago #932013

Press quick reply, should work
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Jokes! 5 years 9 months ago #932037

did i do it right?
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Jokes! 5 years 9 months ago #932107

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Jokes! 5 years 9 months ago #932139

No One wrote:
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Hey what's up!
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Jokes! 5 years 9 months ago #932274

yes you did it right
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Jokes! 5 years 9 months ago #932291

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Jokes! 5 years 9 months ago #932293

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Jokes! 5 years 9 months ago #932718

Oh, I have a good one!

be :zarp: :zarp: y is so fat, he uses Toaster Strudels to wipe his stinking ass.

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