[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc.
9 months 4 weeks ago #616796
Welcome to Anti-Miners Incorporated! Apply to join today!
Hello! We're Anti-Miners Incorporated.
We are a group of people who's mission it is to put an end to AFK mining using any of the possible methods.
We accept all people into our group providing they accept to our Terms of Service (don't worry they're not too long), these can be found at the bottom of the page.
Our main method of destroying the disgusting population of miners is to use a hitman and another person who has a bit of cash to splash to legally kill miners, this will slowly decrease the ammount of pickaxes in circulation. Once this is done miners will begin to panic and will no longer be able to AFK mine unless using a regular pickaxe. Alternatively you could just RDM them, but this is to your own discretion and could inevitably end up with you being punished we take no responsability and will likely kick you from the gang.
Below we have a few proven facts that show you why AFK mining is the job of the Devil.
You can see from this pie chart that was created by legitimate scientist, miners literally do nothing but mine.
You can see that in this image it was proven people make thier money from proper methods got 100% of women compared to those who mined for the waste of space that is their life.
Look at their poor vision, how can they live their day to day lives healthily?
Remember that all of these facts were proven to be 100% factual by scientists.
How to Become an Anti-Miner Representative!
If you would like to join us an help eradicate the disease that is miners who mine for a false currency then fill out the template found below to get a possibility of joining us.
Steam Profile Link:
How much do you despise mining?:
Have you ever mined for anything but Steel?:
How do you like to kills your miners: (Within Rules)
Are you okay paying 100k to the corporation upon joining to prove loyalty?:
Why you should be chosen:
You WILL be required to pay 100k when attempting to join the corporation.
Staff and Allies
This is the list of Staff who will help keeping your AFK mining experience total garbage.
You will start at Employee unless you prove you are worthy of a higher postion before applying.
Board of Directors - Officers
Cystic Fibrosis Doggo
i hate zarp
Liban Haji Mohamed
The One Boss
Black JMT Rankin
The companies help keep us going and do what we do.
Gang Representative: Evilstewie
Gang Representative: Clarky
Terms of Service
If you apply to ally / join the corporation you agree to our Terms of Service.
Terms of Service are always subject to change.
If you don't use at least 1 minutes of two days of the week to kill miners you will be beaten.
Miners are spawns of Satan, if you do not agree you don't belong.
When taking over the mines you must advert "Mines Closed"
Hits will be completed on your gang if they are mining
You are 100% allowed to mine providing you don't AFK and you only mine to craft
If you catch a colleague AFK mining, snitch immediately.
(Officers) You do not kick someone without coming to an owner or you will lose your rank (doesn't apply with good reasoning).
You must only use hits to kill miners or you will be kicked
Ripping suits results in a bonus of something.
You may not kill fellow gang members inside a base.
You must go drug dealer or shop owner at all times.
Must notify a base owner when you are leaving or you will be taxed 100%
We expect you to defend the base for awhile before you go AFK.