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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766257

a gluon gun. ;/	JoshuaIsGreat Offline Moderator 3^ the Serb Posts: 3614 Thanks received: 1542 Karma: -188
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[SSRP] Secret Santa 6 years 5 months ago #766266

Jug or Hyper	TimeForPug Offline Adept Boarder Posts: 6768 Thanks received: 1213 Karma: -15
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766273

To get unbanned	Aqua Offline Senior Boarder Im just peaceful, i dont screw with anyone. Posts: 633 Thanks received: 115 Karma: 11
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766323

VIP or a Boosterpack	iScarecrow Offline Expert Boarder Life your Dream! ❤️Melissa❤️ Posts: 1049 Thanks received: 180 Karma: -13
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766334

Shae wrote: Lukemia Bit far mate	Lewis_is_java Offline Adept Boarder Λεωνίδᾱς Posts: 7161 Thanks received: 4693 Karma: -65
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766338

a jugg! XD	Rice Seeds Offline Senior Boarder Guys go mako! Posts: 622 Thanks received: 79 Karma: 1
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766362

A nano, ima be the new Houdini, just disappear into thin air. please kill me	illegalimmigrant Offline Gold Boarder dont worry im hilarious Posts: 1709 Thanks received: 526 Karma: -40
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766367

I’m disappointed with these Star Wars Twisted Cheetos.

Not because of the taste, because they taste great just like regular Cheetos. Also, not because they make my fingers a cheesy mess, because I like to clean my fingers by sucking on them after eating Cheetos.

I’m disappointed because I was hoping the Star Wars Twisted Cheetos would tell me that I belong on the Dark Side of the Force. Instead they told me I’m on the good side of the Force.

So how did the Star Wars Twisted Cheetos tell me I belong on the good side of the Force?

When you eat a bag of Star Wars Twisted Cheetos, which look like normal Cheetos, they will either turn your tongue Yoda Green (good side) or Darth Vader Dark (Dark Side). I bought two bags of it and both of them turned my tongue green, meaning I’m a good guy.

Some of you maybe thinking that this is a good thing, but I REALLY wanted to be on the Dark Side of the Force, because women love bad boys.

Look at Colin Farrell and Russell Crowe. Both bad boys and both loved by women all over the world.

So I guess it’s true that nice guys do finish last. Well I’m tired of being a nice guy and I’ve decided to be a bad boy so I can get all the women to like me.

First, I’m going to get myself a tattoo and get a couple body parts pierced. Maybe I’ll get a tattoo of a dragon on my back and a Prince Albert (Warning: Link not safe for work.) because those things would really make me a bad boy.

Then I’m going to get me a motorcycle, because women love bad boys on motorcycles, no matter how ugly the guy is. Either a nice Harley-Davidson or maybe a street bike. Also, I’m not going to buy a helmet, because I’m a bad boy and I live my life on the edge, baby!

Ooh, I also have to get drunk at a bar, get into a fight, and get arrested by the police. When they arrest me, I have to be dragged because a bad boy would disrespect authority. If the cops beat me, I’ll just tell them, â€œNaw, that didn’t hurt. Do it again, beeyatch!â€ That’s what a bad boy would say.

Oh wait. I forgot.

I can’t get a tattoo or a body piercing because I HATE needles and I have a very low threshold for pain. I can’t get a motorcycle because apparently they don’t come with training wheels. I can’t get drunk because I’m usually the designated driver. I can’t get into a fight because I’m such a wuss that I’ll probably get knocked out by a midget.

I wonder what else I could do to be a bad boy?

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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766369

CM.	Raeker Offline Former Community Manager It hurts the best of us Posts: 9175 Thanks received: 6577 Karma: 213
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766375

hyper yes yes and good hoppa gang	MrPing Offline Gold Boarder Hoppa Posts: 1878 Thanks received: 342 Karma: 4
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766377

MrPing wrote: hyper yes yes and good hoppa gang I can give you my hyper if you give me an ACS + 100 mil!	Luki_Guki Offline Legendary Member guy Posts: 3991 Thanks received: 1394 Karma: 45
Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds, Login or register to post a reply.

[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766394

10 Damascus swords.	Diet Water Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 2948 Thanks received: 748 Karma: -51
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766410

my old fucking gang & the will to not drown myself in pizza	Aria Offline Gold Boarder kris and ali are studs Posts: 1791 Thanks received: 411 Karma: 13
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #766426

Azgeda	Gender Bender Offline Senior Boarder Lada Gang Prada Gang Posts: 491 Thanks received: 51 Karma: 2
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #768232

bump	Rae Offline Gold Boarder Posts: 2024 Thanks received: 121 Karma: -4
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #768234

This is actually pretty cool I wish to have either a ACS Suit or Hyper	Latram Offline Legendary Member ⚜️Lukes dads gone⚜️ Posts: 1032 Thanks received: 584 Karma: 45
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #768244

Latram wrote: This is actually pretty cool I wish to have either a ACS Suit or Hyper you cant have nice things	User1502 Offline User is blocked Posts: 4550 Thanks received: 821 Karma: 5
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #768245

Shae wrote: Friends You have me silly. I want a hyper suit or ammo boost	Top Shagger Eleven Offline Gold Boarder Posts: 1826 Thanks received: 296 Karma: -20
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[SSRP] Secret Santa/Wish 6 years 5 months ago #768252

Darth Vayder wrote: Shae wrote: Friends You have me silly. I want a hyper suit or ammo boost your signature is off centre	User1502 Offline User is blocked Posts: 4550 Thanks received: 821 Karma: 5
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